Sneeeeek Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Ok so i was at sect x the other day and we were taking on with of them dread mastas and i swear i heard him say "Get outta my swamp !!!" when he was swinging his sword thing. I think he is shrek in disguise what do you guys think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Loto Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Skadge is love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSVEindhoven Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Skadge is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashencyberspeed Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 NO. Shrek is actually a likable guy. Skadge is an intolerable piece of S***! How could you give Shrek such a horrible insult by claiming he is Skadge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midianlord Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Maybe he's Shrek's cousin? You know, the one the rest of the tribe tries not to mention at family gatherings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unchosen Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 NO. Skadge is an intolerable piece of S***! This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAWUSS Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Skadge looks nothing like Wayne Rooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celise Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Skadge looks nothing like Wayne Rooney. I suspected that would pop up eventually. If Shrek didnt have a hair transplant recently, at least he would look halfway like Skadge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSVEindhoven Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Shrek is NO WAY like Skadge, because Skadge is a total pain in the *ss and Shrek... Wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joluka Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 ... Skadge is love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltarOfSacrifice Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Skadge is life. > I was only 9 years old > I loved skadge so much, I had all the gear and weapons > I pray to skadge every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Skadge is love" I say, "Skadge is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a schutta > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Skadge > I called him a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its skadge > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "Get outta my swamp!" > He grabs me with his powerful houk hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my *** cheeks for skadge > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Skadge > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Skadge > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Skadge looks him straight in the eye and says, "Didn't even get a decent scream outta him!" > Skadge leaves through my window > Skadge is love, Skadge is life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSVEindhoven Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 *snap* Oh god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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