Banderal Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Been thinking, what sort of posts/chat messages do you think you'd see from the SW characters from the movies (and TV)? Emperor after failing to kill Luke with lightning : "Stupid *********** BW nerfed the lightning spec! I can't even burn down one stupid newb now!" Luke after fighting Vader and getting his hand cut off, and then fleeing Cloud City : "I reserve the right to leave any WZ while BW can't balance games and make sure I have a healer on my team!" Obiwan after dying : "I f###ing hate arenas. One death and then all I can do is taunt in general chat." Biggs : "Meh. No one plays GSF." Anyone else? Come on, I know you can come up with more clever ones than I have! Make me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeraz Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) SW characters... did PvP. You should rewatch the movies. Edited August 30, 2014 by Xeraz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janrek Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 SW characters... did PvP. You should rewatch the movies. Someone missed the joke entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Nala Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (In Cloud City, the Carbonite Freezing Chamber) Boba Fett: ...He's worth a lot to me. Darth Vader: The Empire will compensate you if he dies, put him in! (Suddenly Han Solo rolls forward and vanishes into thin air. ) Han (targeting Vader): /em laughs (Han reappears as he shoots Vader in the back with a shotgun that the Stormtroopers somehow missed when searching him.) Han: Take this sucker (Han punches Vader several times while occasionally giggling) Darth Vader (as he collapses after getting a beat down) : NOOOOO!!!! ******* Scoundrels!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterboytkd Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 (edited) *Han chases after the two stormtroopers on the Death StarChewbacca roars: damn it, Han! Quite rushing one at a time!*Han rounds corner, sees whole opposing team (aka legion of stormtroopers)*Scamper, scamper, Disappearing Act. Edited August 31, 2014 by waterboytkd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DariusCalera Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 *two Stormtroopers are guarding the shield generator (node) in the Death Star* Squad Leader (Ops leader) "Give me regular reports please." (call incs) *troopers commence to talking and ignoring the node* Trooper 1: "You know what's going on?"Trooper 2: "Maybe it's another drill."Trooper 1: "You seen that new BT-16" *Obi-wan finishes the cap and leaves" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 (edited) Those are super funny I can only manage a feeble and obvious: Han Solo (being slowly lowered in Carbonite, space-baring the only semi-decent romantic cut-scene in the whole class-story): Stupid mezzes. Bio doesn't do anything about it soon, I'm canceling my sub! Edited August 31, 2014 by DomiSotto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceCorporalDan Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 *two Stormtroopers are guarding the shield generator (node) in the Death Star* Squad Leader (Ops leader) "Give me regular reports please." (call incs) *troopers commence to talking and ignoring the node* Trooper 1: "You know what's going on?" Trooper 2: "Maybe it's another drill." Trooper 1: "You seen that new BT-16" *Obi-wan finishes the cap and leaves" lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banderal Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 Boba Fett after Han shoots blind and takes him out: "Nerf Scoundrels!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 (edited) Yeah, I know, Anakin is not a Mara.... Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin, I've got the high ground. Anakin: And I've got a FORCE-LEAP, bro! Obi-Wan: (Slash-slash-slash) So you did. But without the team and the healer.... Edited August 31, 2014 by DomiSotto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth__Reaver Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Jango "I'm a merc bro" Obi wan "ha whats a merc with one gun" Jango "a powertech B****!!!" Obi wan "F***" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DariusCalera Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Battle of Hoth Rebels Alliance: Ragtag bunch of scoundrels, troopers, a barely trained jedi, and whatever else thrown together. (PUG) Empire: Commander Veers' elite AT-AT squadron that have been training and working together for an untold amount of time. (PREMADE) End result: Empire steam rolls the Rebels. Through out the galaxy a deafening cry is heard, "BAN THE PREMADES!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillshock Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Matchmaking: Emperor (Sorc - aquired a whole empire) Darth Vader (Jugg - learned years after years about the dark side from the emperor himself) BobaFett (pyro PT - yeah, you know it) Gredo (yeaaaaaah... there is always at least one troll) Obiwan (Knight) Luke (Newb Knight - honestly: no skills, no cool, no clue!) Han (scoundrel... who doesn't know he can show more than one hotbar...) R2-D2 (yep - one bot) So... this all probably ends with Han being in stealth in some corner while eating pizza... after shooting greedo... and the empror and darth v being slightly pissed at him. Obi has turned into air (after deflecting Bobas shots - he's now afk and flaming on the boards) and being grilled crisp by the emperor. Luke... was busy typing the tactics into general chat and running into a wall... when vader cut of more than just his hand... R2-D2 is still running speedhacking around the arena... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Yeah, now you've mentioned it, the Republic/Rebels wouldn't have had a chance in PvP...to many improbably gifted newbs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TezMoney Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Yoda in a solo ranked pvp match with 3 troopers, against a imp team. Stomped in round 1, will probably win the third. Darth Sidious (GM of guild the troopers are in an alt guild of) calls for Order 66 (Throw this match for me bra) The commando healer stop's using cast heals, vanguard takes guard off of Yoda, other vanguard runs face first into other team and dies immediately. Yoda, in a rage, logs out of game and unsubs (self banishment to Degobah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gocard Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) *two Stormtroopers are guarding the shield generator (node) in the Death Star* Squad Leader (Ops leader) "Give me regular reports please." (call incs) *troopers commence to talking and ignoring the node* Trooper 1: "You know what's going on?" Trooper 2: "Maybe it's another drill." Trooper 1: "You seen that new BT-16" *Obi-wan finishes the cap and leaves" [Ops] [Trooper 3]: omg [Ops] [Trooper 4]: Where the f*** was the inc call! Trooper 3 left the ops group. Trooper 4 left the ops group. [Obi-wan] says: lol Squad Leader left the ops group. Edited September 2, 2014 by gocard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesixxpack Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) Be Anakin: >No joystick support in GSF? Hahahaha.... >Back to real PVP... /queue >Now for a quick gear inspec. around the room... >pic related >YFW >You: Hey guize your gear doesn't bolster well, I'd be glad to help you sort it out. >Jedi Master Rando: LOL ST*U NUB OUR GEAR IS FINE L2P >.... >Mid 30 seconds later while the rest of the team respawns >/leave / relog Veng. /queue Edited September 2, 2014 by Joesixxpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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